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Post by SARCASM on Sept 10, 2011 0:18:48 GMT -5
Hai there, folks!
Yup, that girl up there's me, in all of my acne-covered freckle-faced beauty. I actually broke my nose... two weeks ago? Yes, two weeks ago. The Sunday before last. I just got the bandage off a few days ago. My nose is fine now, but if you virtually punch me, I will virtually rebreak it and have to go to a virtual hospital. So... don't punch me over the internet, please? xD
So, where to start? I'm a girl, if it wasn't obvious in the picture. Something you CAN'T see in the picture would be my bookshelf, which is covered with books. I'm an avid reader, and I always have been. Also on my bookshelves most of the time are several horse models, a can of Coke, my laptop, a stuffed animal, and a one side solved rubix cube. All of those pretty much describe me. I love horses, Coca Cola, being on the computer, stuffed animals (don't judge me), and intellectual challenges. I never ended up solving that rubix cube, though my cousin was able to in a matter of minutes, using cheats found on the internet. *cough* cheater *cough*
What else do you want to know about me? Well, I have two dogs and two rabbits. First off, we have Sammy, a Jack Russel terrier. She eats snow, attacks the broom (no joke) and has a mental breakdown when she sees other dogs. Yup, she's kind of weird. She's the kind of dog that sits there and growls at you, and then licks you to death five seconds later. And she seriously gets grumpy at night. and has bit my brother because of her PMSing nightly mood swings.
My other dog, Kcasey... I got her when I was four, so please excuse the weird spelling of her name. She's an old girl now, and the whiskers and fur on her muzzle are gray with age. She's part Chow, part spitz.
Ah, rabbits. I have two of them, formerly three. See, we had this fluffy tan-and-white mini lop named Cookie, and we bred him to a rabbit belonging to a friend of mine, and I got to keep one of the babies, this little cutey named Rocky. We thought she was a boy, hence the name, until her father impregnated her while we were on vacation... none of the babies lived, sadly. Cookie died last summer, unfortunately, and Rocky's mom and siblings have all passed on as well. Rocky is the only remaining one in her little family. This past year, Rocky had a stroke- at least, we think it was a stroke- and lost all the use of the left side of her body. We had to bring her food and water to her, and hand bathe her as she often fell into her own... well, excrement. She's all better now, though, and has fully regained the use of all her limbs. 8D
We also have Luna. I have a friend who's family breeds dwarf rabbits, and she and two others were the result of a particularly nasty litter (they're all evil, like, decapitate you with a toothbrush evil) that a different friend's family all adopted. Luna started to fight with her siblings, and was given to my family to take care of. She's still a jerk, but Rocky doesn't let her push her around.
I just realized, I've spent more than half of this intro rambling about my pets, so I'm gonna stop now. I don't have anything else to say anyways xD So, bye for now.
NOTE: I wrote this for another site I'm a staff member on, and I was slightly hyper at the time, so please excuse my weirdness. Then again, I can be kind of weird in general. But don't judge me, because I'm your admin, and I have awesome banning powers. So... bai.
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Post by { THE CREEP } on Sept 12, 2011 2:02:45 GMT -5
I'd say welcome to the family but you're the starter of this family, aren't you. xP I can hardly tell your nose broke. That must have been painful! How did it break? I hope no one punched you.
I had a lot of stuffed animals when I was younger, but I never snuggled with them or anything. Really, all they did was collect dust lol.
I have a few friends (kids of my parent's friends) who have a few rabbits, both of them white cuties. I've never had them myself. I once had a mouse that my parents traded out for another cause it was evil and bit me (I didn't know they switched it out), but this thread is about you and not me. Derp. xP
Anyway, you have two dogs, you say? So do I: Max and Lola. Lola is a puppy Chihuahua and Max is a fat old geezer of a Beagle.
I'm saying this regardless that you started this family. WELCOME TO THE FAMILY THAT IS TBS. There. It's done. 8D
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Post by SARCASM on Sept 12, 2011 18:49:53 GMT -5
No, no one punched me xD I fell when trying to give my friend's little brother a piggyback ride.
DUDE. I LOVE CHIHUAHUAS. And I'm used to fat dogs... Sammy was a canine bowling ball for the longest time.
AND I'LL SAY THE SAME FOR YOU: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY
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